Sunday, June 1, 2008

Pwning people is SO Not cool, u sick-o's! -_-

Okay. So THIS is about a community called 'Laugh at Orkut Losers Here' (LaOLH). It's all about people being pwned.. and and I'm a member there. Yesh I laugh at the so-called losers. Not that I LOVE laughing at those being pwned, but anyways. This one epal asked me why the hell I don't pwn people. That was a pretty complicated question. I guess. :\

So yeah. I answered the epal, yeah, but then I started thinking. About how pwning is so darned stupid and inane.

I find the whole pwning thinggy VERY dumb. I mean, how jobless can people get?! Okay okay, I know I may be contradicting myself - but I myself am REAL jobless - THAT is why I even VISIT the friggin' community in the first place!


But.. its pointless. People who pwn other people consider themselves the stupid Kings of orkut. Apart from getting hell loads of satisfaction from the fact that they learned a couple of swear words, which they consider cool, btw. Hell! That sucks ever more than a suction pump. -_-

And yeah, orkut is full of STUPID people - not losers. But I'd rather called Orkut Loser-dom. Coz its losers who rule here. (Get the point, u turkey-headed dimwit! Kingdom is where a king rules. SO. Loser-dom is where a loser, or, losers, as in orkuts case, rule!)

And. REAL losers arent even Pwned by the so called pwners! They're jus.. sworn at, called stuff and you know what actually makes the shitheads think they've WON and are the rulers of stupid orkut? When some touchy lout deletes his profile jus coz he wants to cry and yell and feels all embarrassed. -_-

Bleh. Come to think of it.. the pwners are the losers! Coz they think they're so UN-pwnable and stuff. Bullcrap. They suck. -_-

But frankly, all this stuff kills me. ROFLOL.. It just rzeminds me of the fact that some people dedicate their useless LIVES for weirdo purposes like this. Did you know that there are Pwn Shops, Pwn threads, etc etc? And these places are run more efficiently than the government could run our country - everr! :o

All in all, I still like orkutting, laughing at 'losers', secretly snickering at people who consider themselves the untimate PwnKings, laughing out loud (that doesnt make sense, I know -_-), watching my profanity.. and stuff.

~ I'm still a friggin' n00b in that community, and I dont want u telling me that, BITCH! -_-

6 comments:

Tales From The Cript. said...

Lol nice one,in dubai rite now,orkut being banned here :(
so reading ur blog made me "nostalgic" about the whole orkut ki community scene :P
oh btw pwease make ishan read this entry :D
p.s. i said dat cos i think hes the owner or mod of dat comm rite? *8-|*

Rhetorical Rhymester said...

Aww, no wonder I havent seen you post for SUCH a long time now.

Otherwise, LOL @ nostalgia :P.. don't worry.. you'll be back soon, I believe? :)

And.. haha, Ishan WAS the mod, I believe. Right now, he doesnt even have a namesake in the community. :[

Quaintzy Patchez said...

hey rhymester! :)

foa.. thanks for commenting on my blog! :)

and looks like you know the urbam-speak, n00b, pwning

well to support u i read this at a wiki (a site editable by public - NOT wikipedia tho) they wrote

pwning this site is not 1337 - we will just switch to an earlier version.. and seriously i DONT believe in pwning ppl :P

gvqofxn

Unknown said...

LaOLH has become really stupid from the time Ishan was around. Back in the day it wasnt just about random abuses flying all over the place. It was more of what I call constructive flaming. Until a bunch of guys got really irritated and began random throwing abuses.

PS: I owned the damn community. Agree with everything you have said totally :)

Rhetorical Rhymester said...

Yeah Nihal, I know. I wrote this post after the so-called 'Ninjas', like, abused some girl and she kept pwning them and they just WOuldnt.. u know, stop swearing at her. Heck. Muck-headed pigs. -_-

Otherwise, I think u did a great job by banning all the dumb fakies. :]
Yay for you! ^_^

And, LOL, I know, when Ishan was around, people used to ACTUALLY pwn people. I dont think the current screnario can actually LET us call it.. err, pwning. xD

Otherwise, yay yer back! :]

Rhetorical Rhymester said...

Thats okay, patchez. :]
Oh yeah I do. No wonder my english teacher gets mad at me. =D

Yay. Thanks for commenting, patchez. Keep visiting my blog, although I rarely ever post now. =D